Saturday, October 25, 2008

Creepy Caesar Pumpkin Patch


Hello all. The Halloween season is reaching its peak all this week and that means one thing...pumpkins! That's right people I'm referring to the ultimate of ultimate sports.........PUMPKIN CARVING!!!!!!! And in regards to this most noble hobby i have a suggestion to make. Why not take the face of a well known Roman emperor and carve it into a pumpkin. just take a scary one like Caligula and chop up a pumpkin so that it looks just like him. Its a sure fire way to scare some neighbor kids. And a great way to become infamous.

Well kids good luck doing stuff to hinder the neighborhood watch. As for me, I'm off to audit the Lollipop Guild. Until next time...

1 comment:

Unknown said...

How about pumpkins carved to represent the campaign against the Dacians?