Musings 3: Toast

Do you think that people would freak out if Greek gods started showing up on toast? I mean whenever someone goes to the media with a food product that Jesus apparently signed with his face, they go crazy! Its ridiculous, there is no point in going nuts over a coincidence. But since the burnt cheese image of Jesus brings in big bucks maybe the same would apply to Zeus or Venus. Plus I think it would give the religion a huge boost. Conversions have been down since the early 300's.

This has been the 3rd installment in a series of many. Until next time...